how can this not make you smile
this isn’t real, my heart is melting
‘mleeeeeeh’ *push* *sucks in noise* ‘heh heh’ *smirk*
ahahahah oooh my god, this gets funnier the more i watch it. his little smirk ‘heh heh’ makes me lose it.
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.
Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
or someone has the weirdest ass ever
I’ve been staring at this gig for over 5 mins…
does anyone see how the trunk of the van literally went right over that girl’s head like wow